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This Is The Official Spanky Brown Spank -Pedia . This is the page where you can look up the word of the week . These are the hybrid words I use on stage . You to too can participate in this . To Submit to the Spank-Pedia ... go to the Comment page and send in your Vocabularic contribution ...
Ignorocious ( ig - nor - ro - cius' ) a hybrid of ignorant + ferocious , as in really aggressive ignorance or ignorance with a certain ferocity .
ex : " He is so ignorant ... i mean really aggressive with it ... ignorocious , kinda like a retarded tiger .
Ignitrician ( ig - ni -tri - cian) one who not only feeds him or her self with ignorance but keeps it going with others as well .
ex : " She really will not let it go ... She has gotta be an Ignitricianist "
Moronisitis ( mo - ron - e - cy - tis ) A common condition affiliated with morons and their moronic actions or logic ... usually resuliting in a chronic ass-whuppin'
ex : " he's ate up with moronisitis ... oh ... here comes the ass- whuppin' , see I told you ..."
Stupidificus (stu - pid - fi- cus ) a book in the Stupid handbook that all stupid people get guidance from
ex : "She evidently has been reading from the book of Studipificus by the way she 's acting tonight ... you don't get that stupid without taking courses "
Ignintitis ( ig - nin - ti - tis ) a common condition ignorant people suffer from that makes em act like they ain't got no better sense
ex : ' I think he's got that ignintitis .. cause people with good sense don't act that way "
Dumbologist ( dum - o - lo - gist ) a person specializing in dumbness
ex : " He obviously has his degree in dumbology ... cause he is dumb beyond the call of duty "
Retardator ( re-tar-da-tor ) a retarded fool with super hero - esqe retardation
ex: " Look ... up in club ... it's a fool ... it's a jackass ... it's ... Retardator about to get his ass whupped for grabbing that girls ass with her man standing right next to her "
Dumbmetrician ( dum - me - tri -cian ) someone who is unable to calculate the level of ignorance he or she is about to breach in order to keep the situation less dumb
ex : "This is adding up to an ass-whuppin for him ... must be a Dumbmetrician"
Ignitician ( ig - ni -ti - shin ) The official scorekeeper of ignorance during a night out when some fool just wont let it go
ex : " Look , I'm the Ignitician and I'm keeping count of how many times that fool ... oh wait ...There he goes .. doing it again ... one more time and that brotha's gonna ... yep , see ... I knew it ..."
Stupidictorian ( stu - pi - dic - tor - e - an ) Someone who has elevated themselves to the apex of stupid with their antics of uber supidity
ex : "He has got to be the supidictorain of his class ... you cannot be that stupid without taking couses "
Buffoonisitis ( buf - foon - ne - cy - tis ) A condition closely associated with buffoons or buffoonery , really over the top ignorance ... can be witnessed on B.E.T's Comic View sometimes
ex : " Do you really have to wear a dress or use fake teeth to be funny ? looks like buffoonisitis to me ... damn ... Where's Amos and Andy when you need em ? "
Nobrainatol ( no - brain - at - al ) A chronic condition of a person with no brain ... at all
ex: " She's got nobrainatol alright ... she'll call next week crying about he did it again ..."
Monorsist ( mo -ro - ni - sist ) Someone specializing in the science of moronic behavior
ex : " Your husband is a certified moronisist ... make him drink some bleach and keep him quiet "
Ignitary ( ig - ni - ta -re' ) The opposite of dignitary and a derivative of the term ignified the opposite of dignified
ex : " He is an ignitary ... certainly ignified and he should recieve an award for it .. like a foot in the ass ..."
Stupidification ( stu - pi - di - fi - ca - shun ) A Hybrid of stupid + education or educate that is stupid with credentials
ex : " She has a pedigree in stupidification ... her whole family are stupidificators "
Uglyectomy ( ug - le - ec - to - me ) The removal or the attempted removal of ugly or uglyness
ex : " is that her face ... or did her neck throw up ... she needs an uglyectomy ... bad ..."
Stupidician ( stu - pi - di - shin ) Most if not all of our public officials
ex : " He is a life long stupiditian ... his whole family is in stupiditics ... he should run for the stupidency ( President of Stupidity ... or George W. Bush ... our present Stupident )
Retardatarian ( re - tar - da - ta - re - an ) A Hybrid word of retarded + humanitarian or a person generous with ignorant supidity
ex : " he is the Red Cross of retarded ... a true retardatarian ... he needs a medal ... plate that is ..."
Ignorrific ( ig - no - ri - fik ) A Hybrid word of Ignorant + terrific as in terrific ignorance
ex: " Oh my God he is so terrific at being ignorant ... he's ... he's Ignorrific ... he needs to kill himself ..."
Ignassador ( ig - na - sa - dor ) A Hybrid of Ignorant + Ambassador ... a conduit of goodwill and ignorance or someone who just don't know no better
ex : He is an Ignassador ... bless his heart ... he ain't got no better sense "
Ignintologist ( ig nin - tol - o - gist ) One who specializes in ignorance
ex : " I heard he is an ignintologist ... well he's a member of the Church of Ignintology like Tom Cruise "
Ignificant ( ig - ni - fi - cant ) A Hybrid of Magnificent + Ignorant ... or as in Magnificent Ignorance like " The King and I " of Stupidness
Ignotorious (Ig - no - to - ri - us ) Famously Ignorant ... or Infamously as you would have it ... ignorance everybody knows of it first hand or in Urban Legend
ex : ' Oh my God you haven't heard ? People Magazine voted him ignorantest Man Alive ... makes him Ignorious ... doesn't it ? "
Horribility ( Ho - ri -bi - li -tee ) The ability to be horrible as a profession ...
ex : "That was worse than bad , that took practice to be that horrible ... it was sheer ... horribility "
Ignepedia ( Ig - ne - pe - di - uh ) The standard reference encyclopedia of ignorance that all idiots obviously subscribe to
ex: " I think he's been reading from the Ignatanica World Book of Ignorance ... what a dumbass ..."
Ignorintation ( Ig - no rin - ta - shun ) Some kind of introduction or orientation to the wide wide world of ignorance , mostly learned through upbringing of one's ignorant family
ex : " Oh ... you don't get that ignorant on your own ... it's embedded in his genes ... had to have an intense ignorintation ..."
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